Gun Owner: What Dreams May Gun

insert pic of a man in a trenchcoat, wounded, clutching his shoulder, while concealing a snub nose pistol in his injured arm. facing him, is a man dressed in shakespearean era garb (tights, etc)

Gun Owner: Like A Lead Balloon

insert pic of a man in a trenchcoat, in a hot air balloon training winchester rifle at a differnet hot air balloon.

Gun Owner: Return To Sender

insert pic of a man in a trenchcoat having a shootout in an alley with a postman

Gun Owner: I Shot The Sheriff

insert pic of man in trenchcoat shooting a Labrador retriever (name tag "Sheriff"while a horrified child looks on)